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Ukulele Boy

Demotivational Poster

An Original Bubba Production

Spare Me My Life

Spare Me My Life
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It's a Party!!!!11!!!!one!!!1!

Get Down

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6 y/o Nearly Hit by Car

This is nuts.



Girl, 6, is lucky to be alive

In Utero

Ok, so I'm not one to get squeamish about weird, personal stuff. I'm married to a nurse, I've heard a lot of gross stories while trying to eat dinner. My personal favorite was when she told me all about a patient that had her leg ripped off in a horrific motorcycle accident, while I was eating a steak.

I saw a shirt today that made me a little uncomfortable, and I was a little surprised by that. I saw a pregnant woman in the break room this morning with a plain blue shirt on, but towards the bottom of the shirt (right about at her belly button) was a picture, an ultrasound.

Yes, I felt like I was looking through her shirt, past her belly, and into her uterus to see her developing fetus. It threw me off so much that I didn't think to snap a picture with my camera phone. Since our initial encounter this morning I've made a dozen trips to the break room in the hopes to capture this oddity on film, but I'm afraid my efforts will end up like my hunt for Sasquatch. So far, no luck...

Mother's Day video

Check out this hilarious Mother's Day video.

Random pictures

SportsCenter Commercial

Jimmy Rollins reviews the tape with Scott Van Pelt.

The Emperor's Phone Call

Playing with Electricity

We played around with an electrical stim device, it sends electric currents through the pads. We had it rotate through several settings, the first was a pulse, the last was a constant stream.

Enjoy.

Why I don't have a Facebook account

I've seen my wife's Facebook page, and feel this article does a good job of summing up the reasons why I don't want an account.

Need a new job?

R2D2's Cousin

Ninjas

Holla!

Self Smarted

Fire Sale

If you've never seen Arrested Development, do yourself a favor and rent the first season. It is comedy gold.

If I move, I'm moving to Virginia

Buying Things as a Bank Robber

Celebrity Jeopardy

If you're a fan of Celebrity Jeopardy, you'll know it can be a little crass at times. You've been warned.

I Need a Police Escort

Ever think to yourself "are people really that stupid?"

The answer is yes, yes they are.

What not to do in court

WoW

Juneteenth

http://specials.msn.com/Juneteenth-Celebrations-and-History.aspx?cp-searchtext=Juneteenth&GT1=36010

Now That's Real Talent

Play Dead

Cops Taser a 72 Year Old Grandma

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Conan's Late Night Highlights

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Kid Sees Lobster for the First Time

Take One and Tell Your Friends

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Watch out for Unions

Attractive Girls Union negotiation.

Thanks Jack

History of Pandemics

Funny - Funny Videos

Free hugs

I love this website

Mad Skillz

Dance moves that rock! @ Yahoo! Video

Lady locks herself in the car and calls 911

I'd love an invite to this wedding

Destinee Hooker attends the University of Texas and is on the track team. After her last meet her boyfriend, Clifford Gay, proposed to her. I'm really looking forward to the Gay Hooker wedding, it's going to be off the hook.

I'm not making this up.

Fainting goats

Toot Tone

Thanks Justin.

The Dow's up over 7,000

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The recession is officially over.
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Be sure to check out Denise's blog

I can cook.

Speaking of librarians...

You are the weakest link

Pull my finger

http://www.misternicehands.com/

Enjoy.

Star Wars Kid, A New Hope

"Star Wars Kids" was a teenager that found a microphone stand, a video camera and a tripod at his school and decided to act out scenes from Episode One. After his friends posted the video on the internet for all to enjoy, people started making remixes. If you haven't seen the original, it can be found here.

My favorite remix is here.

We like the moon

That's hot

Consider yourself warned

New products

We all know that in order to be succesful in a capitalist society one must offer products and services that people want.

It would seem that some banks are making an effort to avoid Nationalization.

911 fail

Hail to the Chief

Classy post

I can't seem to shake the feeling that my blog content of late has been somewhat less than intellectually stimulating, I plan to rectify that with this post. If memory serves, "Carmina Burana" is a classical piece written in the early-mid 20th century by Karl Orff of Austria (or maybe it was Germany???). The most popular movement from this piece is "O Fortuna".

Since it was written in Latin, and thus incomprehendable to most, someone was good enough to translate it into English (well, kind of translate).

Sit back and prepare to be enlightened.

Japanese Game Show

I've seen some good ones in the past, but this one is my new favorite.

Self Defense

Another gem from Gavin Mcinnis.

Zombie plan

Reading this article reminded me of an old favorite, Red vs Blue. The following embedded video is a Public Service Announcement about zombie plans.

F my life

I came across a website that allows people to post reasons why their life sucks. Some are quite amusing...

My personal favorite so far:
"Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML"

News anchor freaks out

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Exercise Ball Idiot

And thus my fascination with stupid people continues...


Excercise Ball Idiot - Click here for more home videos

Sledgehammer + explosives = awesome

When taping a good amount of explosives to the end of a sledgehammer, nothing says safety like a bandanna and sunglasses.

I love dumb Americans

My favorite part of the video is in the middle, with the maps.

"Ya know what it's amazing, 'cause I just realized just now that North Korea is a lot larger than South Korea, I didn't know it was that large like that."

Stay at home dad workout video

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Hitler banned from Xbox Live

Watch out, lots of language on this one.


Hitler banned from Xbox Live
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Kid tries to drink from a hose

Ever feel like the only thing keeping you from something is yourself?


Baby Tries to Drink from Hose - Every10Mins.com

Brian's novel

Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, steak steak steak, small amount of peas...

Peyton Manning SNL spoof, United Way