Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Chinese words of wisdom

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL - I will use that at work.