Awesome prank

Chinese words of wisdom

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.

Next year, fake tree

I have too many aspiring pyros in my house to take this chance again. Luckily I've dodged the bullet so far.

Um...yeah..look at the people...

So my wife's friend from High School uploaded a playlist (mostly hip-hop if you were wondering) to a website to share with all of his friends, I helped Wendy download it and put it on the Zune. As with many MP3 players the song's album cover is displayed while the song is playing.

So my three year old came running up to me the other day saying "Look at the people Daddy!!!"

My response (with an amused grin on my face) "Um...yeah...look at the people".

Ninjas protest Pirate Festival

The epic battle continues. They drop some F bombs towards the end (after the ninjas burn the pirate flag), you've been warned.

Watch your kids

It's happened to all of us, not paying attention to your kid for a second and something bad happens (they fall off a chair, they hit you in the nuts with a bat, your 6 y/o nearly cuts your 3 y/0's finger off with pruners, etc).

No trailers in the drive through

Word on the street is that the guy survived.

Periodic table of Awesomements

Mother of Invention Audition Tape

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Beaker Ode to Joy

Star Wars Trumpet Solo

Living in a van down by the river

Purple and Brown

Revised.

Great Moments In Human Interaction

Baby Shower

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Googly Eyes Gardener

Indoor gardening tips from a man who's very scared of plants